It was discovered earlier in the week that this years X Factor 2009 was a fix, and the outcome yet to be publicly announced already was a foregone conclusion - the Mighty Z/28 who have secured their place in another dimension. Simon Cowell was said to be irrelevant on every other planet in the human realised universe and beside himself, because he was actually wide enough to be two average sized human beings.
Quite frankly the mighty zees don’t give a sh*t!
To oblivion and beyond . . .